While choosing the Word of the Day for today (ambidexter) I came across the delightful phrase “goes snacks,” which means to share, split, go fifty-fifty. For some reason I find this phrase hilarious. Perhaps it is the dual part of me that vies between sarcasm and a love of cutesy things. My mission this week: to work “go snacks” into a conversation. A nice usage would be, “Hey, you want to go snacks on that winning lotto ticket?”

A lawyer who takes fees from both plaintiff and defendant, or that goes snacks with both parties in gaming.

–From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.

Cross-posted from The Wet Noodle Posse blog.

Hello. My name is Anne. And I’m a pumpkin seed junkie.

Every year at this time I give a girlish squeal of delight when I walk into my supermarket and see the first batch of pumpkins, fresh from the fields. I already picture them gutted, their precious seeds decorating my baking tray, dripping with olive oil, garlic and salt. That mouthwatering taste as you pull the first one off the tray and place it on your tongue. “Oh, pumpkin seed, I love you,” I whisper as I crunch into it, marveling at the texture, taste…and incredibly small size. I must have another. My hand darts out to grab seed two. Crunch, drool. Seed three. Seed four. Seed fivesixseveneightnine…. No! Where have all the pumpkin seeds gone? I must have more. Here, pumpkin, pumpkin…

In the spirit of pumpkin seed junkie season, is there a special way you bake the seeds, or a spice you use, that sends seed junkies into bliss? I am a fan of garlic, and my seed recipe involves a large coating of olive oil, garlic salt and too many shakes of the rock salt canister. Here’s a starter recipe for any aspiring junkies.

1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees
2. Separate seeds from pumpkin and discard any lingering strings/pulp
3. Wash seeds
4. Coat seeds in olive oil, garlic salt and rock salt (or use what you have on hand — you can’t go wrong with just using butter and salt if you don’t feel like experimenting)
5. Spread seeds on a cookie sheet and bake
6. Check the oven after 15-20 minutes to make sure they are coming along. An occasional stir of the seeds does not go amiss. Wait until they are a golden brown color, or until your desired consistency/dryness. 30 minutes should be plenty of time, but random checks and “taste tests” are encouraged.

With October coming to a close I must sit and wait a year for the next dance of the pumpkin seed to begin…

Word of the Day a little dry this week? I heard from a little birdie that the waltz post waltzed him right into a drooling snooze. I’m not holding my breath for his opinion on Almack’s, but I did forgo the wordy conversation — although, really, wouldn’t it have been apropos to have a tepid, dull back-and-forth for the Almack’s post?

Hard to spice up dance week…and I was going for travel next week, which would probably cause him a coma. So I’m going to try something a little different with WotD next week. Like Trump says, it’s “either going to be great or a disaster.”

Travel week will eventually pop up though. Kinda’ like that strange man who comes to the parties, but you never remember inviting him…